PINK PATIO RESORT,BORACAY

Boracay cojures images of what Manila and the rest of the Philippine citihood are not-crime-free,pristine,and abundant in clean and clear water.Yeah,yeah,yeah,we`ve heard an awful lot of that claptrap(and more).Why,then,are we including the overrated Visayan island in this feature?Obviously,because we`ve discovered some thing hidden in boracay.
Tucked right at the heart of the island is an intriguing resort called Pink Patio,which perfectly suits your break-in stage.
some clarifications,though:(1)Pink Patio does not have a beauty parlor and (2) the patio is just a small part of it.This cozy resort is a two-minute walk from the busy beachfront,longer if you think leaping frogs are any obstruction.
Aside from frogs,however,Pink Patio also abounds in a chok-full of facilities and boast of uber clasy rooms,making it the envy of the lot in Boracay.The Department of Tourism has accredited it as a triple-A resort,but who says you can`t make that triple X?
WHAT TO DO
What you cannot do in Boracay can be summoned up in one word: nothing, of course, we all know that, thank you. And Pink Patio is sure to provide more than a tan and an ocular yreat for you and your missus.
Wall climbing: Pink Patio boast of having the onle 11-m Rock Wall in Boracay. Reaching the top will make you an instant hunk, and your girl will love you for it.
Body building: A tamer excercise than sex. The Alpha Fitness Center has the most comprehensive set of gym equipment, and tenants from other hotel-resorts actually hop into Pink Patio for this.
Sauna; Relaxing and self explanatory.
Aromatheraphy: Imagine laying inside a capsule, steam b;lowing gently in your face, techno music playing in your ears, and your whole body vibrating like crazy. That's precisely what the sauna Aromatherapy of Pink Patio is about. Very orgasmic......
Jet skiing: Lord over the corals and fish underneath you in this adrenaline rush. Just make sure you don't get lost.
Island hopping/snorkeling; Explore the wilderness in the sorroundings islands. Say hello to the fish in the sea. Get a little more intimate with nature; it's crazy.
Paraw sailing: A 100% must-try, survey the Boracay waters in a more laid back mood, and the pair of your bound to sink in the ocean of love. Holding hands while humming to Christopher Cross`"Sailing," however, is optional.
IF YOU WANT IT EXTRA HOT
Everybody knows that Boracay is a shagging paradise,but the ideais to get a bit more exotic. To cure your itch, the gym at Pink Patio is a potential midnight spot, although the roving guards-- and hidden cameras--make it a difficult hit. Just try, and if all else fails, the dark inner recesses behind the resorts are ready and willing to give you consolation.